Tuesday, May 24, 2005
fans, MJ, drugs and the paris hilton burger
Miss Penny Hinkler wrote:
Stop thanking me for apparently supporting you. I am rejecting you.
IMBECILE.
It is my contention that anyone who visits my blog on more than one occasion is indeed a supporter of mine. So deny it all you like Miss Hinkler, but I am going to bid you a gracious “thank you” anyway.
So have you heard that online gambling sites have posted odds of a Michael Jackson conviction at 43%? It is sweet to know that the gambling community can reduce anything to odds. If interested, check out BoDog.com or TradeSports.com. I am not a gambling man, but I would bet he gets acquitted.
There is a drug being tested in Washington that could delay male orgasm, citing that premature ejaculation is a problem for ten to thirty percent of men. Interesting that the medical community can concoct this drug and Viagra to enhance the male sexual experience, but cancer and AID’s are still global epidemics. Don’t get me wrong, any advancement in medicine is wonderful, but don’t you think that the aforementioned afflictions should receive top priority?
So there is a watchdog group in the US known as the Dove Foundation that is urging Burger King to drop its Star Wars promotional merchandise. How flipping ridiculous is this? They argue that the movie is rated PG-13 and its images are used to promote kids meals. It is my contention that if parents feed their kid enough fast food for these images to effect them, that their kids will probably get too fat to act violently. Some people (ahem) need to find better purposes in life.
On a similar note, another group of yentas known as the Parents Television Council may seek action from the Federal Communications Commission to ban a “racy” ad featuring Paris Hilton. The ad is for, of all things, a burger joint in Texas and features Paris washing a car in a skimpy bikini. I am no fan of Ms. Hilton, except in video format of course, but who cares of she is in a bikini? The whole world knows why she is famous; a commercial isn’t going to hurt anyone. Hhmmm, excuse me while I cook myself a hamburger.
That’s all for today…Go Pistons, Go Suns….Wooo Hooo
Stop thanking me for apparently supporting you. I am rejecting you.
IMBECILE.
It is my contention that anyone who visits my blog on more than one occasion is indeed a supporter of mine. So deny it all you like Miss Hinkler, but I am going to bid you a gracious “thank you” anyway.
So have you heard that online gambling sites have posted odds of a Michael Jackson conviction at 43%? It is sweet to know that the gambling community can reduce anything to odds. If interested, check out BoDog.com or TradeSports.com. I am not a gambling man, but I would bet he gets acquitted.
There is a drug being tested in Washington that could delay male orgasm, citing that premature ejaculation is a problem for ten to thirty percent of men. Interesting that the medical community can concoct this drug and Viagra to enhance the male sexual experience, but cancer and AID’s are still global epidemics. Don’t get me wrong, any advancement in medicine is wonderful, but don’t you think that the aforementioned afflictions should receive top priority?
So there is a watchdog group in the US known as the Dove Foundation that is urging Burger King to drop its Star Wars promotional merchandise. How flipping ridiculous is this? They argue that the movie is rated PG-13 and its images are used to promote kids meals. It is my contention that if parents feed their kid enough fast food for these images to effect them, that their kids will probably get too fat to act violently. Some people (ahem) need to find better purposes in life.
On a similar note, another group of yentas known as the Parents Television Council may seek action from the Federal Communications Commission to ban a “racy” ad featuring Paris Hilton. The ad is for, of all things, a burger joint in Texas and features Paris washing a car in a skimpy bikini. I am no fan of Ms. Hilton, except in video format of course, but who cares of she is in a bikini? The whole world knows why she is famous; a commercial isn’t going to hurt anyone. Hhmmm, excuse me while I cook myself a hamburger.
That’s all for today…Go Pistons, Go Suns….Wooo Hooo
